Archive for September, 2006

This may come as a surprise to you…

Saturday, September 30th, 2006

This just in: microscopic insect crap not good for skin

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

Faeces deposited on our skin by dust mites may make our skin more permeable to different kinds of allergens and irritants, according to a new study in mice. Great. There goes all the money I invested in MiteShite Dermacare Inc.

Hosing down the floor, each other, and even the soap dispenser with this morning’s Mountain Dew

Thursday, September 28th, 2006

For Sporkless

Friday, September 15th, 2006

Dr. Tran

Thursday, September 14th, 2006

John Daker, bitches

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Celebrate Your Freedom to Read

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

Google Book Search is offering a nifty feature that allows you to learn more about books that have been banned or challenged: To Kill a Mockingbird. Of Mice and Men. The Great Gatsby. 1984.  It’s hard to imagine a world without these extraordinary literary classics, but every year there are hundreds of attempts to remove […]

Crocodile Hunter takes revenge from beyond the grave

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006

How else do you explain this? At least 10 stingrays have been found dead and mutilated on Australia’s eastern coast since Steve Irwin was killed by one of them last week. Officials last night warned against revenge attacks on the normally docile fish. Like a zombie is going to heed warnings from nameless “officials”.  As […]

Capslock is your friend

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

Only a few days after the impending death of the caps lock key was declared, along comes one of those situations where only the caps lock key will do: JESUS CHRIST, ARE YOU GUYS INSANE? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS?? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOUR YOUNG, STILL UNPROVEN GOALIE IS GOING […]

Who is Krankor?

Tuesday, September 12th, 2006

It’s the topic everyone is talking about. Fortunately, Googlisms has the answer: krankor is frequently on the mush known as tinytim krankor is now ready to attack earth again this time to get the new metal krankor is definitly the sent krankor is about to make a move krankor is mostly a barren world and […]