Capslock is your friend
Only a few days after the impending death of the caps lock key was declared, along comes one of those situations where only the caps lock key will do:
JESUS CHRIST, ARE YOU GUYS INSANE? ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MINDS?? DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT YOUR YOUNG, STILL UNPROVEN GOALIE IS GOING TO CONTINUE TO BE YOUR BEST OPTION IN NET FOR THE NEXT DECADE AND A HALF? HOW LONG HAS THAT GAS PIPE BEEN LEAKING OVER CHARLES WANG’S DESK? AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHY HASN’T IT KILLED HIM YET???
That’s Chris! at Covered In Oil commenting on the 15 year DiPietro signing. The last time Chris! took an NHL GM to the woodshed, it was over the Florida/Belfour deal:
I mean, we all know Keenan’s brain is about the size of a housecat’s and made entirely out of blind rage, but surely even he can see that offering this utterly, thoroughly and completely finished goalie a $1.5-million contract is a brow-furrowing exercise in imprudence.
And the new CBA was supposed to save these clowns from themselves. It is to laugh.
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