More Mark McGwire
Another reason McGwire shouldn’t be in the Hall of Fame: he’s buddies with Chris Pronger.
Oh, I know, if we start excluding people just because they’re friends with Sasquatch, we’ll have to go back through the rolls and purge anyone who has slighted the fans of the Edmonton Oilers. Small price to pay, I say.
Plus, there’s the whole giving-Jose-Canseco-access-to-your-buttocks thing.