Archive for December, 2007

They’d have totally kicked his ass if it weren’t for the coincidental placement of a pommel horse in the town square…

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

“Thanks” to Sporkless for reminding me of this enduring classic. Extended kickassery follows:

For Sporko

Sunday, December 30th, 2007

and Part Deux:

“I can kill you without a tray…”

Sunday, December 30th, 2007


The seventies really were that yellow…

Saturday, December 29th, 2007

Oh my, yes.

Thought for the day

Friday, December 28th, 2007

You ever look at the slate of presidential hopefuls and think to yourself, “I wouldn’t want any of these bozos managing the office coffee fund, let alone running the country”? Let’s break it down: Rudy: “Anyone caught sneaking an extra cup of coffee with be tortured… FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY! 9/11” Romney: “I’m […]

The Japanese love front-wheel drive

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Big mistake.

I have been struck by lightning nine times

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

I’ve written down the number… now what?

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

Proud Home of the Gap-Toothed Dill-hole

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

In between periods in the Ducks/Oilers game, Sportsnet showed what was no-doubt intended to be a heartwarming piece on Chris Pronger’s day with the Stanley Cup last summer. You know, visiting kids with cancer, receiving the keys to the town (Dryden), etc. For me, the best part was when one of the sick kids mentioned […]

Food for thought…

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

I can’t stand Apple, or their poseur fanboys. Macs suck. iPods are overrated. Ron Paul is a nutbar of gargantuan proportions. America would be better off voting in Ol’ Crazy Delbert who sits on his porch all day drinking fermented beet juice and shouting at traffic. You think Ron Paul is sincere in his convictions? […]