“Thanks” to Sporkless for reminding me of this enduring classic. Extended kickassery follows:

and Part Deux:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sv5iEK-IEzw

Oh my, yes.

You ever look at the slate of presidential hopefuls and think to yourself, “I wouldn’t want any of these bozos managing the office coffee fund, let alone running the country”?
Let’s break it down:
Rudy: “Anyone caught sneaking an extra cup of coffee with be tortured… FOR THE GOOD OF THE COUNTRY! 9/11″
Romney: “I’m a man of [...]

Big mistake.

In between periods in the Ducks/Oilers game, Sportsnet showed what was no-doubt intended to be a heartwarming piece on Chris Pronger’s day with the Stanley Cup last summer. You know, visiting kids with cancer, receiving the keys to the town (Dryden), etc.
For me, the best part was when one of the sick kids mentioned that [...]

I can’t stand Apple, or their poseur fanboys. Macs suck. iPods are overrated.
Ron Paul is a nutbar of gargantuan proportions. America would be better off voting in Ol’ Crazy Delbert who sits on his porch all day drinking fermented beet juice and shouting at traffic. You think Ron Paul is sincere in his convictions? Delbert [...]