Scientology orientation video
It will probably be pulled down very soon, but go here for great hilarity while it lasts.
There’s some damn fine narration copy in this thing. This is how it starts:
We have done this film to help you understand what Scientology is, and assist you to get around to avail yourself of it, and answer your questions.
Inspiring. Excuse me while I wipe a tear from my eye…
p.s., Some folks have done this anti-Scientology website to help you understand what Scientology really is, and assist you to get around to avail yourself of it, and answer your questions. The Internet is one weird, weird place.
p.p.s., That two-minute segment where they read court decisions “proving” that Scientology is a religion? Virtuoso film-making. Ken Burns weeps.
p.p.p.s., L. Ron Hubbard was apparently 29 kinds of awesome. Or something like that.
p.p.p.p.s., Don’t be stupid! Prove that you are a friend of yours!
January 22nd, 2008 at 6:25 pm
That last bit is priceless. Blow your brains out indeed.
January 24th, 2008 at 10:58 am
“You will have proven that you are a friend of yours.”
“WE will be very happy with you.”
Teeee-rific. Thanks, guys.