I remain unpersuaded. UPDATE: Now John McCain is staking out an anti-zombie position:

Nobody has tagged me with this one, but I’m anxious to tag along with the cool kids. Here’s the description: look up page 123 in the nearest book look for the fifth sentence then post the three sentences that follow that fifth sentence on page 123. Okee dokee. Let’s see… The nearest book is The [...]

The time has come for me to break my silence, and throw my not insignificant political clout behind one candidate for the Democratic nomination. It is a weighty responsibility, and one I bear with great consideration and care. I, Krankor, formally endorse Barack Obama for the Democratic nomination in 2008. Why? The answer is simple, [...]

I picked up a little remote controlled stunt car for my son the other day. After reading the instructions, I now know why it came with a 7-day warranty:

Hot crackers! I resent that!