I retract everything bad I ever said about Hillary. This is truly badass stuff:

From Covered in Oil (extra-awesomeness in bold):
Goals were generally scored with all the ease of delivering the one true ring to the molten hellscape in which it was forged, and when opposing teams answered back—it was almost always Joe Sakic, floating into the slot on a fucking cloud and sifting in a shot that looked [...]

Lots of the big blogs have open threads, so why not throw open the floor to Krankor’s vast coterie* of commenters?
Have at ‘er.
<crickets>chirp chirp chirp</crickets>
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What, you didn’t think the previous post was part of the pattern?
Anyway, all this zombie talk reminded me of the good old days when the Weekly World News still performed real journalism, digging behind the interstellar political scene to bring us news of who extraterrestrials were backing in US elections.
The satire tabloid New York Times [...]

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you…

Nova Scotia icon, Les Stoodley. Still less doodley than the other guy after all these years.
Buy his book, you ungrateful bastards. You know who you are.

I’m following a rumor that representatives of the Clinton campaign secretly met with Ohio’s zombie community last week to ensure them that her anti-zombie rhetoric was entirely for show. An unnamed source close to Hillary pollster Mark Penn told me that it was an open secret among the inner circle of the campaign:
Hillary said all [...]

The provincial election is over, and the Conservatives (who have been in power since 981 BC, or something) won huge: 73 of 83 seats.
In sharp contrast to the US primaries, where all of the major candidates are falling over themselves denouncing reanimated corpses, the Alberta Conservatives road to victory on the backs of many candidates [...]

Obama brings his oratory prowess to bear in his response to the now-infamous “Vampire” ad during a stump speech in Ohio:
Blacula? Is he fucking kidding?
What next, John? Want me to renounce John Shaft? I hear he’s a baaad motherfucker.
I’ve made my position clear on zombies and the undead, but apparently that’s not enough for some [...]