Barack Obama responds to McCain’s latest attack ad
Obama brings his oratory prowess to bear in his response to the now-infamous “Vampire” ad during a stump speech in Ohio:
Blacula? Is he fucking kidding?
What next, John? Want me to renounce John Shaft? I hear he’s a baaad motherfucker.
I’ve made my position clear on zombies and the undead, but apparently that’s not enough for some people. McCain says I don’t reject vampires. Fuck vampires. And fuck McCain. He looks like a pasty white zombie anyway.
As for Blacula, I renounce, reject, denounce, rebuke, whatever, him and all vampires.
I respect John McCain, even if he is a total dillhole. But Blacula? Damn, man! That is some lame-ass 70’s shit, John!
Inspiring.
March 5th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Wow!! I have searched and searched the internet, but this is the only website that actually discusses this. My only question is, what is the mainstream press doing? Don’t they care about how the candidates react to the undead?
Obama: Hypocrit! Vote for Howard Dean!!
March 5th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Yes, the lack of attention to this matter in the mainstream media is perplexing. I’m especially surprised that the candidates’ use of rather salty language has escaped noticed. Nobody has even noticed Obama’s scandalous use of the term “lame-ass”.
March 6th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Yes, Krankor I totally agree- Seantor Obama is pretty foul mouthed in this latest speech, and I am particuarly offended by his use of lame-ass. What is he trying to say about the 70s and the people who have an unhealthy infatuation with that decade?
Message For Obama: We who love blaxploitation vampire movies from the 70s are human too!
If I haven’t before, I am going to publicly endorse Howard Dean for president! He may be crazy, he may be loud, he may repeat the same 10 states over and over again, and he may not even be running this year. But I know Howard Dean would never call Blacula “… some lass-ass 70’s shit, John!”
Good Night and Good Luck!
March 6th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
I miss Screaming Deanie.