Your favourite sports team sucks. And that one guy on the team? The one everyone loves? He’s an asshole. You may rest assured that wherever I happen to be at any given moment, it is better than where you are and the girls are hotter here. Where you are has more hard-lookin’ women than the […]
Archive for April, 2008
The nickname was apparently not ironic. Scroll down to the third picture. Holy freakin’ hell. Glove tap: Reddit
No no, not a flying car.
I honestly have no clue anymore. The two teams that I desperately wanted to lose cheerfully complied, but I don’t have any particularly strong feelings about anyone who’s left. Here are my picks, with my most scientifical reasoning: I’m pulling for Pittsburgh because I own an autographed Crosby jersey. Habs not because of any fondness […]
How to get pissing-down-your-leg drunk without soiling your trousers. Eww.
Iggy will love this one: Glove tap: Bill Corbett
Chris Pronger, in The Hockey News (quoted by David Staples): I heard people say, ‘You were our player.’ Not a chance was I your player. I play on a team in your city and I’m here to entertain you and you don’t own me. And the team doesn’t own me. They lease me for the […]