Archive for April, 2008

Stirring up controversy

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Your favourite sports team sucks. And that one guy on the team? The one everyone loves? He’s an asshole. You may rest assured that wherever I happen to be at any given moment, it is better than where you are and the girls are hotter here. Where you are has more hard-lookin’ women than the […]

Meet “No Nose”

Monday, April 28th, 2008

The nickname was apparently not ironic. Scroll down to the third picture. Holy freakin’ hell. Glove tap: Reddit

Beautiful and hypnotic

Sunday, April 27th, 2008

Ladies and Gentleman, Jim Bibby!

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

One day in the future you’ll be driving one of these to work

Friday, April 25th, 2008

No no, not a flying car.

Playoff predictions, round two

Thursday, April 24th, 2008

I honestly have no clue anymore. The two teams that I desperately wanted to lose cheerfully complied, but I don’t have any particularly strong feelings about anyone who’s left. Here are my picks, with my most scientifical reasoning: I’m pulling for Pittsburgh because I own an autographed Crosby jersey. Habs not because of any fondness […]

Exciting new products

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

How to get pissing-down-your-leg drunk without soiling your trousers. Eww.

Please respect the caviar

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

Iggy will love this one: Glove tap: Bill Corbett

Those hilarious Germans

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Can you lease schadenfreude?

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Chris Pronger, in The Hockey News (quoted by David Staples): I heard people say, ‘You were our player.’ Not a chance was I your player. I play on a team in your city and I’m here to entertain you and you don’t own me. And the team doesn’t own me. They lease me for the […]