More inside jokes. Read them and be perplexed!

1. “I’m not sure that SOA is the right approach to this problem.” “What if the ‘SOA’ logo had flames shooting out of the letters?”
2. “We need some sort of formal introduction for the letter.” “How about, ‘Hey, Fuckface’?”
3. “Take that, Dave”
4. “I’m getting 2 = 1 as the solution” “Well, obviously that’s wrong. Try it again.” “Um… 2 ≠ 1?”
5. “Do you have any sharp objects in your carry-on?” “No, nothing. Except my rifle. Ha ha.” “You. Idiot.”
6. “So here’s my new idea: we put kiosks in the malls, and we put cheap Flash games on them so people can play them while they’re waiting for their spouses or kids or whatever. And we make money from this by charging them a quarter or a loonie per play.” “So…. an arcade. Like, from the early 80s.” <awkward silence>
7. “So the numbers look good, except for this one outlier. We might want to double-check on the guy who’s listed as 147 years old.”
8. “Ever notice they don’t have paved roads on Dora the Explorer? What kind of dirtbag third-world country are we exposing our children to?”
9. “I don’t mean to be a dick here…” “But you’re going to anyway, right?” “Yeah, pretty much.”
10. “That’s the kind of behaviour that’s likely to get you fired.” “Well, fuck them if they can’t take a joke.”

UPDATE:

1. The Penis Graph - “We usually cut off the end, or tip, so we don’t get awkward questions.”
2. “I didn’t know nothin’, so I got moles. That didn’t help at all.”
3. “[Name redacted] must have gone on a RUP course. That’s all he talks about these days. He always does this when he takes a course on something.” “Can we send him on a ‘Shut the fuck up’ course?”
4. “You know what pisses me off?” “Midgets?” “No. <pause> Now I can’t remember what I was going to say.”

UPDATE 2: Collegiate Bugaloo

1. The Welding Building
2. The Faculty of Industrial Wreckage
3. A glorified high school with ashtrays
4. The Shaggy Professor
5. Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem

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