Stanley Cup Playoffs open thread

I’m pulling for the Ny Rangers. They are my favorite squadron.*

* Not really.

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52 Responses to “Stanley Cup Playoffs open thread”

  1. Krankor Says:

    Wow, Krankor. What a great site. I can’t resist commenting.

  2. Krankor Says:

    Yes. I too must comment on the site. It is great.

  3. Krankor Says:

    Anyone know where I can get erection enhancers, generic Viagra, or authentic college degrees?

  4. Krankor Says:

    I am Mr. Dramane Yadi, I work in the Accounts/ Operations Department of a Prime banks here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.

  5. Krankor Says:

    First!

  6. Krankor Says:

    You know who else liked commenting on the Internet? Hitler.

  7. Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. Says:

    Good heavens, man. Keep it together.

  8. Krankor Says:

    Stop trying to censor me!

  9. Krankor Says:

    I agree with comment #4

  10. Krankor Says:

    I agree with comment #4.

  11. Krankor Says:

    Oops! Double post. Sorry!

  12. Krankor Says:

    OT: Anybody watch Leno last night? I’m pretty sure I spotted Maestro Fresh Wes in the studio audience.

  13. Krankor Says:

    Your a idiot. This site is stupid

  14. Krankor Says:

    Or maybe it was Kish.

  15. Krankor Says:

    I’m picking the Islanders to go all the way this year.

  16. Krankor Says:

    No wait. Kish was the white guy, right? Couldn’t have been Kish.

  17. Krankor Says:

    The Islanders? You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. Do you even follow hockey at all?

    They’ll never make it past the Pandas in the first Rotation.

  18. Krankor Says:

    Has Maestro Fresh Wes been awarded the Order of Canada? He meets all the criteria:

    1. Canadian
    2. (Somewhat) Famous (at one point)
    3. From Ontario.

    He definitely deserves to be enshrined.

  19. Krankor Says:

    The Pandas? They suck! Go Oilers!

  20. Krankor Says:

    Kish too.

  21. Krankor Says:

    Stop thread-jacking, Krankor, or I’ll have to ban you.

  22. Krankor Says:

    Kish wasn’t the same guy as Snow, right? You know, the “Informer” guy? I don’t think he was, but all white rappers look alike.

  23. Krankor Says:

    Order of Canada? Weren’t they a prog-rock outfit from Victoria? Those guys were great.

  24. Krankor Says:

    No, wait. I’m thinking of someone else entirely. It’ll come to me.

  25. Krankor Says:

    I got it! Kish!

    No, wait. That’s not it either.

  26. Krankor Says:

    Okay, I had to look it up, it was bugging me so much.

    So it wasn’t Order of Canada, it was Chilliwack. And they weren’t from Victoria, they were from Cornerbrook. And it wasn’t prog-rock, it was 70s douche-rock.

    Honest mistake.

  27. Krankor Says:

    I agree with most of the commenters here (except that Ignatius F. Pig guy. What kind of name is that, anyway? Ukrainian?).

  28. Krankor Says:

    Krankor, you moron. Chilliwack wasn’t from Cornerbrook. Don’t you think the name kind of gives it away?

    They were from Chile.

  29. Krankor Says:

    The Ukrainian guy has a point. Calm down there, Krankor.

  30. Krankor Says:

    Holy crap. Did any of you know that Kish went on to be come a voiceover actor and TV narrator? That is whack!

  31. Krankor Says:

    Or is it “dope”? I can never keep track of that whole slang thing.

  32. Krankor Says:

    You know who else was a voiceover actor? Hitler.

  33. Krankor Says:

    Yeah, but Hitler never had a video on Much Music, did he? Hitler totally sucks.

  34. Krankor Says:

    Stalin never had a video on Much Music either. Are we to infer from that fact that he is a monster too?

    Oh, right.

  35. Krankor Says:

    Is it “Much Music” or “MuchMusic” or even “Muchmusic”? I supposed I could look it up, but that might mean a dangerous visit to their website. I don’t get paid enough for that shit.

  36. Krankor Says:

    Crap, there was a typo in the last comment. I guess the absinthe is finally kicking in.

  37. Krankor Says:

    Remember Bill Smith from Cable 10? That guy was off the hook.

  38. Krankor Says:

    I wonder if Bill Smith has a web site? Probably, if he weren’t almost certainly long dead.

  39. Krankor Says:

    There was a typo several comments back. Idiot!

  40. Krankor Says:

    A helpful reader has just sent me an email informing me that he reviewed a recording of last night’s Leno, and the gentleman in the audience was not, in fact, Maestro Fresh Wes. It was Toronto-area rapper Devon. My apologies to Maestro Fresh Wes and any inconvenience caused by my error.

    Nobody deserves to be falsely accused of attending a taping of Leno.

  41. Krankor Says:

    In other fascinating news about old Canadian hip hop artists, Devon is now a Mountie in BC, according to his Wikipedia entry. Huh.

  42. Krankor Says:

    Also, I have dutifully chastised the person who emailed me two comments ago. Seriously, dude, taping Leno is the epitome of lame.

    I only caught a brief glimpse of Devon (not Maestro or Kish) when I was flipping channels hoping to stumble across some softcore on the French channels. So I’m in the clear, but what’s your excuse?

  43. Krankor Says:

    Hey, did you ever notice that Blacula is a play on words of Black Dracula? Count Chocula was already taken, and also a breakfast cereal.

    However, I think the original Dracula could be modernized by calling him Count Chalkula. Just a thought.

  44. Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. Says:

    Thank God all these commenters took a break (from 8:12 to 10:52) from their insightful (inciteful?) remarks to put their kids to bed and have a cup of tea with their longsuffering wives.

    Getting back to hockey, I’d just like to add that the Leafs suck.

  45. Krankor Says:

    Troll!

  46. sporkless Says:

    Bill Smith was the cat’s ass.

  47. Ignatius Pig Says:

    Pretty impressive, Krankor - all these commenters on a single post. Your traffic stats must be so BIG!

  48. Krankor Says:

    It’s not the size that counts. It’s the quality.

  49. Ignatius Pig Says:

    Dear Krankor,

    Did you know that hash affects handwriting?

    Yours truly,
    Shaky in Shuylerville

  50. Krankor Says:

    I did not know that.

  51. Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. Says:

    Congrats! You’ve surpassed 50 comments. I’ll have a glass of rye in your honour.

  52. Krankor Says:

    Just doing my part to enhance the Internet. If we all pitch in, we might just make something useful of this thing.