I’m pulling for the Ny Rangers. They are my favorite squadron.*
* Not really.
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52 Responses to “Stanley Cup Playoffs open thread”
I am Mr. Dramane Yadi, I work in the Accounts/ Operations Department of a Prime banks here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.
Okay, I had to look it up, it was bugging me so much.
So it wasn’t Order of Canada, it was Chilliwack. And they weren’t from Victoria, they were from Cornerbrook. And it wasn’t prog-rock, it was 70s douche-rock.
Is it “Much Music” or “MuchMusic” or even “Muchmusic”? I supposed I could look it up, but that might mean a dangerous visit to their website. I don’t get paid enough for that shit.
A helpful reader has just sent me an email informing me that he reviewed a recording of last night’s Leno, and the gentleman in the audience was not, in fact, Maestro Fresh Wes. It was Toronto-area rapper Devon. My apologies to Maestro Fresh Wes and any inconvenience caused by my error.
Nobody deserves to be falsely accused of attending a taping of Leno.
Also, I have dutifully chastised the person who emailed me two comments ago. Seriously, dude, taping Leno is the epitome of lame.
I only caught a brief glimpse of Devon (not Maestro or Kish) when I was flipping channels hoping to stumble across some softcore on the French channels. So I’m in the clear, but what’s your excuse?
Thank God all these commenters took a break (from 8:12 to 10:52) from their insightful (inciteful?) remarks to put their kids to bed and have a cup of tea with their longsuffering wives.
Getting back to hockey, I’d just like to add that the Leafs suck.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Wow, Krankor. What a great site. I can’t resist commenting.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Yes. I too must comment on the site. It is great.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Anyone know where I can get erection enhancers, generic Viagra, or authentic college degrees?
April 11th, 2008 at 1:38 pm
I am Mr. Dramane Yadi, I work in the Accounts/ Operations Department of a Prime banks here in Abidjan Cote D’Ivoire. I actually have an urgent and very confidential business proposal for you. I got your contact from Internet and decided to contact you immediately.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
First!
April 11th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
You know who else liked commenting on the Internet? Hitler.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:30 pm
Good heavens, man. Keep it together.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Stop trying to censor me!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I agree with comment #4
April 11th, 2008 at 7:33 pm
I agree with comment #4.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Oops! Double post. Sorry!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
OT: Anybody watch Leno last night? I’m pretty sure I spotted Maestro Fresh Wes in the studio audience.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:36 pm
Your a idiot. This site is stupid
April 11th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
Or maybe it was Kish.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:37 pm
I’m picking the Islanders to go all the way this year.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
No wait. Kish was the white guy, right? Couldn’t have been Kish.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:40 pm
The Islanders? You obviously don’t know what you’re talking about. Do you even follow hockey at all?
They’ll never make it past the Pandas in the first Rotation.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Has Maestro Fresh Wes been awarded the Order of Canada? He meets all the criteria:
1. Canadian
2. (Somewhat) Famous (at one point)
3. From Ontario.
He definitely deserves to be enshrined.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
The Pandas? They suck! Go Oilers!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:42 pm
Kish too.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Stop thread-jacking, Krankor, or I’ll have to ban you.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:46 pm
Kish wasn’t the same guy as Snow, right? You know, the “Informer” guy? I don’t think he was, but all white rappers look alike.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Order of Canada? Weren’t they a prog-rock outfit from Victoria? Those guys were great.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
No, wait. I’m thinking of someone else entirely. It’ll come to me.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:48 pm
I got it! Kish!
No, wait. That’s not it either.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Okay, I had to look it up, it was bugging me so much.
So it wasn’t Order of Canada, it was Chilliwack. And they weren’t from Victoria, they were from Cornerbrook. And it wasn’t prog-rock, it was 70s douche-rock.
Honest mistake.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
I agree with most of the commenters here (except that Ignatius F. Pig guy. What kind of name is that, anyway? Ukrainian?).
April 11th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Krankor, you moron. Chilliwack wasn’t from Cornerbrook. Don’t you think the name kind of gives it away?
They were from Chile.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:57 pm
The Ukrainian guy has a point. Calm down there, Krankor.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Holy crap. Did any of you know that Kish went on to be come a voiceover actor and TV narrator? That is whack!
April 11th, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Or is it “dope”? I can never keep track of that whole slang thing.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:04 pm
You know who else was a voiceover actor? Hitler.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:05 pm
Yeah, but Hitler never had a video on Much Music, did he? Hitler totally sucks.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Stalin never had a video on Much Music either. Are we to infer from that fact that he is a monster too?
Oh, right.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Is it “Much Music” or “MuchMusic” or even “Muchmusic”? I supposed I could look it up, but that might mean a dangerous visit to their website. I don’t get paid enough for that shit.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Crap, there was a typo in the last comment. I guess the absinthe is finally kicking in.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Remember Bill Smith from Cable 10? That guy was off the hook.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
I wonder if Bill Smith has a web site? Probably, if he weren’t almost certainly long dead.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
There was a typo several comments back. Idiot!
April 11th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
A helpful reader has just sent me an email informing me that he reviewed a recording of last night’s Leno, and the gentleman in the audience was not, in fact, Maestro Fresh Wes. It was Toronto-area rapper Devon. My apologies to Maestro Fresh Wes and any inconvenience caused by my error.
Nobody deserves to be falsely accused of attending a taping of Leno.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
In other fascinating news about old Canadian hip hop artists, Devon is now a Mountie in BC, according to his Wikipedia entry. Huh.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Also, I have dutifully chastised the person who emailed me two comments ago. Seriously, dude, taping Leno is the epitome of lame.
I only caught a brief glimpse of Devon (not Maestro or Kish) when I was flipping channels hoping to stumble across some softcore on the French channels. So I’m in the clear, but what’s your excuse?
April 11th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
Hey, did you ever notice that Blacula is a play on words of Black Dracula? Count Chocula was already taken, and also a breakfast cereal.
However, I think the original Dracula could be modernized by calling him Count Chalkula. Just a thought.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:33 am
Thank God all these commenters took a break (from 8:12 to 10:52) from their insightful (inciteful?) remarks to put their kids to bed and have a cup of tea with their longsuffering wives.
Getting back to hockey, I’d just like to add that the Leafs suck.
April 12th, 2008 at 10:59 am
Troll!
April 12th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Bill Smith was the cat’s ass.
April 14th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Pretty impressive, Krankor - all these commenters on a single post. Your traffic stats must be so BIG!
April 14th, 2008 at 11:17 am
It’s not the size that counts. It’s the quality.
April 15th, 2008 at 9:52 am
Dear Krankor,
Did you know that hash affects handwriting?
Yours truly,
Shaky in Shuylerville
April 15th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
I did not know that.
April 16th, 2008 at 5:47 pm
Congrats! You’ve surpassed 50 comments. I’ll have a glass of rye in your honour.
April 16th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Just doing my part to enhance the Internet. If we all pitch in, we might just make something useful of this thing.