because you can never have enough esoteric, incomprehensible humour on your blog.

“Oh, Ken! You so crazy.”
The vagitarian restaurant.
The shark sparks up a celebratory doob every time they score.
“We’re replacing you with a black guy. You know why.”
“This place is too clean! It offends me!” <rips a piece of paper from the notepad on the fridge, [...]

Illustration by Groggie