Archive for May, 2008

The nomination… my preciousss … we wants it!

Thursday, May 29th, 2008

No further explanation necessary

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Demotivational Posters By Demotivate Us!

Identify, Part Deux

Tuesday, May 27th, 2008

Nine Times Python Babs Bachelor Al Batterman Boberto Campaboogla Chuckles Del Derf Famous Amos FR Garbles Gawgrun Happy Landings J.R. Kong Lumber Madame Brouthers Mike Cellular Mr. Coolhead Number One in the Nation Raliff Stormin’ Norman Sunny Jim The ‘Lord The Impossiblist The Sizzler The Vulture Alkaline

Also still funny after all these years…

Sunday, May 25th, 2008

Hubie Brooks Air Brakes Eating peanuts off Rock’s head Joe Carter’s Torotno jersey Terry Pendleton’s sweet can John Kruk “Catch that one Willie McGee” “Felix goes-! Ernie-! Eyah!” “That ballgirl’s got a good arm…” Pascual Perez Oilcan Boyd Rex Hudler popping sunflower seeds and crowding 8 guys off the bench Rick Reuschel running the bases […]

Reasons Frank Tanana should be in the Hall of Fame

Saturday, May 24th, 2008

Name rhymes with “banana”

I need a title

Thursday, May 22nd, 2008

You know how when you sign up for stuff you are frequently prompted to select a title? Mr. Krankor sounds lame. Dr. Krankor is technically inaccurate (although, in another less-truthful sense, wholly appropriate), Ms. and Mrs. are right out. I could go with a military-style title: Captain Krankor? Admiral Krankor? Brigadier Krankor? Lower-East Krankor? No, […]

Snow White and the Seven Dorks

Tuesday, May 20th, 2008

My daughter is watching Snow White, resolutely calling the “little men” the “seven dorks.”She’s been cheering on the characters and shouting “Go Prince!” and, just now, “Go dorks! Go dorks!” I did not prompt this, despite what you’re thinking; she came up with this by herself. I’m fair bursting with pride.

George Takei to over-enunciate wedding vows

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

Sulu’s long-time partner is finally going to make an honest over-actor out if him. Congrats, George.

My commentors are letting me down lately

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

What am I paying you people for, anyway? Okay, here’s a topic that should stir up some controversy: Resolved: The ’82 Ford Escort is the undisputed Best Beater of the 80’s, hands down. Suck on that, Chevette.

This is possibly the most politically-incorrect thing I’ve ever seen

Saturday, May 17th, 2008

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