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Python
Babs
Bachelor Al
Batterman
Boberto
Campaboogla
Chuckles
Del
Derf
Famous Amos
FR
Garbles
Gawgrun
Happy Landings
J.R.
Kong
Lumber
Madame Brouthers
Mike Cellular
Mr. Coolhead
Number One in the Nation
Raliff
Stormin’ Norman
Sunny Jim
The ‘Lord
The Impossiblist
The Sizzler
The Vulture
Alkaline

Hubie Brooks Air Brakes
Eating peanuts off Rock’s head
Joe Carter’s Torotno jersey
Terry Pendleton’s sweet can
John Kruk
“Catch that one Willie McGee”
“Felix goes-! Ernie-! Eyah!”
“That ballgirl’s got a good arm…”
Pascual Perez
Oilcan Boyd
Rex Hudler popping sunflower seeds and crowding 8 guys off the bench
Rick Reuschel running the bases
Switcher solo on Quatre Saisons
Bleu Nuit on Quatre Saisons

Name rhymes with “banana”

You know how when you sign up for stuff you are frequently prompted to select a title? Mr. Krankor sounds lame. Dr. Krankor is technically inaccurate (although, in another less-truthful sense, wholly appropriate), Ms. and Mrs. are right out.
I could go with a military-style title: Captain Krankor? Admiral Krankor? Brigadier Krankor? Lower-East Krankor? No, wait…
Nobility [...]

My daughter is watching Snow White, resolutely calling the “little men” the “seven dorks.”She’s been cheering on the characters and shouting “Go Prince!” and, just now, “Go dorks! Go dorks!”
I did not prompt this, despite what you’re thinking; she came up with this by herself. I’m fair bursting with pride.

Sulu’s long-time partner is finally going to make an honest over-actor out if him. Congrats, George.

What am I paying you people for, anyway?
Okay, here’s a topic that should stir up some controversy: Resolved: The ‘82 Ford Escort is the undisputed Best Beater of the 80’s, hands down. Suck on that, Chevette.

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