Ten great pharmaceutical names in search of a product:

1. Cystuflex
2. Pornulon-V
3. Bonerbaker
4. Stloosener
5. Ogden’s Zit-gone-flake
6. Pervdisemballer
7. Slits-n-Jiggles
8. Entitulatryx
9. Extrowang
10. Wartengorge

Keep your eyes peeled in case any of these make it to market. I definitely want to assert prior art on the trademarks, if so.*

* Note: I am not a lawyer, and know nothing about trademark law. If you happen to be an expert on such matters, fuck off. Let me have my joke.

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