A new saying

“C’mon, you need to get on base here! Nelson Santovenia can’t ground into a double-play all by himself you know.”

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8 Responses to “A new saying”

  1. sporkless Says:

    This is the sort of thing I yell at the TV while watching the Jays this year.

  2. Krankor Says:

    I haven’t followed baseball in years. Who’s the Jay’s current auto-dp machine?

  3. sporkless Says:

    No particular star like Nelson. Maybe Shannon Stewart — what a rally killer.

    Of course, to hit into a double play, you first have to get someone on base.

  4. Ignatius Pig Says:

    Like Krankor, I haven’t followed baseball in years - well, live, anyway. I just get the scores on the radio and if anything sounds interesting, I check out the highlights.

    But that’s it.

    And I’d never, never waste an ounce of energy yelling at a televised Jays game.

  5. Krankor Says:

    Do the Jays still play in the Beautiful Skydome* or have they finally converted into the most technologically-advanced homeless shelter in northwestern North America?

    * Copyright 1989, Fergie Olver

  6. sporkless Says:

    You’re not allowed to call it the SkyDome anymore. If you call it that, a Rogers representative will be over to your house to slap you.

  7. Krankor Says:

    As if a Rogers rep would travel all the way to Siberia to chastise some dumb westerner.

  8. Ignatius Pig Says:

    I met such a Rogers rep the other day. He was practicing his slapping technique on a telephone pole, and he had a Russian accent. So beware.