Wavering in my support for Obama
Sure, his anti-zombie platform is near and dear to my heart, but nobody provides clear-headed triangulation like Hillary Clinton:
FB: Now let’s go to the lightning round! Get out of Iraq or bomb Iran?
CLINTON: Get out of Iraq by going through Iran!
FB: End wiretapping or double Gitmo?
CLINTON: Privatize wiretapping, then outsource Gitmo to more efficient overseas contractors!
FB: Talk to Hamas or nuke the Mideast?
CLINTON: Why not both!
FB: Torture or universal health care!
CLINTON: Universal torture with optional market-based health savings accounts!
FB: Now that’s the kinda sensible hard-nosed moderation I can get behind! Thanks for stopping by, Hillary Clinton!
CLINTON: Oh, I’ll be around.
Obama, on the other hand has the market cornered on cool.
Glove tap: John Cole (Penguins fan)
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