Comments on: My commentors are letting me down lately http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/ That's right, I went there. Tue, 06 Jan 2009 12:26:40 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.7 hourly 1 By: Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1437 Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. Sun, 25 May 2008 22:47:30 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1437 I can relate, dude. I loved my '83 Acadian. Bought it at 78,000 km, and had it towed away at approximately 240,000 km. It still started and ran, but the body was literally falling off it, and it was very unsafe. A sad, sad day back in April 1994, made all the worse as Richard Nixon's death had occurred a few days earlier, and I was just damn vulnerable. I can relate, dude. I loved my ‘83 Acadian. Bought it at 78,000 km, and had it towed away at approximately 240,000 km. It still started and ran, but the body was literally falling off it, and it was very unsafe.

A sad, sad day back in April 1994, made all the worse as Richard Nixon’s death had occurred a few days earlier, and I was just damn vulnerable.

]]> By: Krankor http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1433 Krankor Fri, 23 May 2008 01:35:41 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1433 The Escort wasn't particularly gay: just wimpy. And shitty. But man, did I love that car. The Escort wasn’t particularly gay: just wimpy. And shitty. But man, did I love that car.

]]> By: Ignatius Pig http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1432 Ignatius Pig Thu, 22 May 2008 18:14:18 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1432 I can take that one higher: my car was actually a 1983 Pontiac Acadian <i>Scooter</i>. Extra gay. I wanted to get it in purple, but they only had gray. Too bad. I can take that one higher: my car was actually a 1983 Pontiac Acadian Scooter. Extra gay. I wanted to get it in purple, but they only had gray. Too bad.

]]> By: Krankor http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1424 Krankor Wed, 21 May 2008 02:07:24 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1424 Out here in Flatlandia, they don't put salt on the roads (they actually use brown sugar. Not as nice as it sounds), so there are more than a few specimens of the noble Ford workhorse rattling around town. Chevettes, however, are a much rarer breed. I thought I saw one the other day, but it was an <i>Acadian</i> fer cryin' out loud. I recall that the Acadian was marketed as the "Gay Chevette", which really takes redundancy to new heights. Out here in Flatlandia, they don’t put salt on the roads (they actually use brown sugar. Not as nice as it sounds), so there are more than a few specimens of the noble Ford workhorse rattling around town.

Chevettes, however, are a much rarer breed. I thought I saw one the other day, but it was an Acadian fer cryin’ out loud. I recall that the Acadian was marketed as the “Gay Chevette”, which really takes redundancy to new heights.

]]> By: Ignatius Pig http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1422 Ignatius Pig Tue, 20 May 2008 17:55:44 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1422 Harrumph! Feugh! Do you see any '82 Escorts <i>still on the road</i>? No? Didn't think so. Here in Sewerside, though, there are at least three Chevettes still on the road. Look, you're just in over your head. Quit while you can, Western Boy. Harrumph! Feugh! Do you see any ‘82 Escorts still on the road? No? Didn’t think so. Here in Sewerside, though, there are at least three Chevettes still on the road.

Look, you’re just in over your head. Quit while you can, Western Boy.

]]> By: Krankor http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1417 Krankor Mon, 19 May 2008 01:24:31 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1417 In what bizarro universe could the Yugo compete on either of those criteria? In what bizarro universe could the Yugo compete on either of those criteria?

]]> By: sporkless http://www.krankor.com/2008/05/17/my-commentors-are-letting-me-down-lately/comment-page-1/#comment-1416 sporkless Mon, 19 May 2008 00:42:27 +0000 http://www.krankor.com/?p=243#comment-1416 By 'Best Beater', do you mean the best performing car, or the most fun to drive into the ground? What about the Yugo? By ‘Best Beater’, do you mean the best performing car, or the most fun to drive into the ground?

What about the Yugo?

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