You know how when you sign up for stuff you are frequently prompted to select a title? Mr. Krankor sounds lame. Dr. Krankor is technically inaccurate (although, in another less-truthful sense, wholly appropriate), Ms. and Mrs. are right out.

I could go with a military-style title: Captain Krankor? Admiral Krankor? Brigadier Krankor? Lower-East Krankor? No, wait…

Nobility has potential. Lord Krankor? I like the ring of it, but Lord-z has that angle covered, and heaven knows I wouldn’t want him to take offence and send Denby over to defile my front lawn. Sir Krankor doesn’t scan. Viceroy Krankor, Count Krankor, Plenipotentiary Krankor, Baron von Krankor, Meisterburgher Krankor… I can’t decide.

Coach Krankor? That has sitcom hilarity written all over it. Pass.

I give up.

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