Controversial statement of the day

We should burn hoboes to feed the needy.

5 Responses to “Controversial statement of the day”

  1. Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. Says:

    Why not burn hobos to keep the needy warm?

  2. Krankor Says:

    Both of our suggestions have merit, if you can handle having a huge hobo-emissions carbon footprint on your conscience.

    I also propose devising a way to encrypt and DRM-protect Jim Prentice’s wife. No, I’m not sure what that means either.

  3. sporkless Says:

    I think cooking them medium-well would be better than “burning” them.

  4. Krankor Says:

    What, you thought I meant “cooking”? Gosh no! That would be monstrous.

    I was thinking more along the lines of burnt sacrifice to, I dunno, Cthulhu or Xenu or Gaylord Perry or somebody.

  5. Ignatius Fenton Pig, Esq. Says:

    Ramtha and Cthulu would be most pleased. Gaylord Perry would probably smite us for something or other.