« It’s getting too serious down there
The Krankor Level of Excellence: Selection Criteria »

The Krankor Level of Excellence

Can you reach it? Do you have it in you?

Here’s an example of one of the rare individuals who has been so honoured:

Dan-Jakob, lead singer of the Scandanavian Death-Metal band, Corpsetickler. They do an awesome cover of “Wind Beneath My Wings.” The above album title translates to English as, “Burn the hoboes, for charity!’

This entry was posted on Tuesday, June 24th, 2008 at 7:14 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. Both comments and pings are currently closed.

4 Responses to “The Krankor Level of Excellence”

  1. Ignatius Fenton Pig, Esq. Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 9:38 am

    Dan-Jakob looks like he grew up in Dartmouth in the 1970s/1980s, and just never got over it. Unlike our cool selves.

  2. Krankor Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 12:41 pm

    You know, you’re right. You could easily imagine Dan-Jakob running to flag down a Casino Taxi after stumbling out of the Hub at 2:30 on a Tuesday afternoon.

  3. sporkless Says:
    June 25th, 2008 at 5:05 pm

    Are there any objective criteria to achieving the Krankor Level of Excellence? Some kind of scorecard? I want to get working on it.

  4. sporkless Says:
    June 26th, 2008 at 3:13 am

    You both make good points about Dan-Jakob’s Dartmouthian nature. Dan-Jakob’s style of clothing reminds me of a certain tenth grade history teacher… which ties up nicely with stumbling out of The Hub on a Tuesday afternoon.