My new campaign slogan. Catchy, eh?
(Naturally I will respectfully (and pragmatically) choose different wording in alcohol-unfriendly areas. In Utah, for instance, the slogan will show sensitivity to local religious sensibilities: “Free Beer for All, Except On Sundays Before 3″).

The Blue Jays, who have exactly three players on their roster whose names I recognize, have fired their manager (who he?) and replaced him with…
Cito Gaston.
Whatever Dennis Eckersley is up to these days, I’m sure Cito still considers him half a woman.
UPDATE: From the article:

One of nine men inducted to the Toronto Blue Jays Level [...]

We’ve been through this nonsense before, remember?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIuR5TNyL8Y

Thank goodness the RIAA drove Napster out of business and put a stop to those evil copyright criminals once and for all.
UPDATE: Son of a bitch. Prentice makes me root for the NDP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOTtnAUavDc

“The Minister for 8-Tracks…” — Brilliant!

George Takei and his beau got their marriage license today. Keep an eye out for Shatner, George. You just know that he’d snatch your fine piece of man-meat out from under you, just to piss you off.

For those of you about to rock, I mock you.

Not me. I don’t think that at all. You could not be farther from the truth with that assertion. Stop accusing me of having dancing pretensions. Damned TV.

Why have you losers clammed up on me here? Is it ‘cuz I called you “losers”? I’m deeply sorry if you were offended by me calling you “losers”.

As I sit here in my study, wearing a smoking jacket and swirling expensive cognac in a delicate crystal goblet*, I turn my not inconsiderable intellect and political talents to the question of Barack Obama’s running mate. I had previously ruminated on this topic before, but I failed to address the elephant in the room.
I [...]

a little too quiet…

Some of you may recall my historic endorsement of Barack Obama back when Hillary Clinton was still threatening to release nerve gas in major population centres if she didn’t get the nomination*, so now it’s time to gloat.
For what it’s worth, I think Obama will beat John McCain in the fall. Unless, that is, the [...]