The Hiroshima Toyo Carp would have totally scored a victory today if they hadn’t been cock-blocked by the Giants. Through blatant cheating and interference by a corrupt and unattractive umpire squad, the Giants managed to eke out a narrow 6-2 win over our beloved heros.

Carp veteran Ogata Koichi vowed “ultimate 100% revenge power!” on the Giants the next time they meet. “It is to us make close the win of honour!” he proclaimed. “With so much our fans I spread thighs for Giant ovine romancers. The loss is not for spread the honour, I cause Giant to fellating diseases.” He then emitted a dark, viscous stream of sputum and chewing tobacco in the direction of the visitor’s dugout.

So the Carp win streak stalls at 3, while the Yomiuri Giants commit crimes against civility in the locker room of Hiroshima Municipal Stadium (”The Big Domeless Field of Entertainments and Parking Facility”).

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