Jeff Pearlman has a new book coming out in September called Boys Will Be Boys, which chronicles the Cowboys during the Aikman-Smith-Irvin glory years. Tucked inside the book is a chapter called “The Last Naked Warrior,” which is a nickname defensive end Charles Haley used for himself. Haley, if you recall, was a goddamn beast of a pass rusher, and also a legendary asshole. But what you may not know about Haley is that he was:
A) Legitimately insane
B) Hung like Milton Berle
C) Liked jacking off in front of teammates and coaches
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”Charles used to beat off in meetings while talking graphically about other players’ wives. It got to the point of ejaculation.”
Eww. Just… damn, dude. That is not cool.
On the other hand (zing!), you can’t accuse him of “Failure to pull it too much.”
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August 4th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Krankor, Krankor… discretion, Krankor! Not everything needs to be reported by your vast and complex operation. Stuff like this you could, you know, just not share.
Please.
“On the other hand…” Hahahahahahahaha!!!!
August 4th, 2008 at 7:03 pm
I could have gone with another ParticiPACTION joke:
Don’t just think about it
Do it! Do it! Do it!