When real life celebrities become cartoons
It ain’t pretty.
How is it possible to make Mr. T seem boring? Campy, yes. Obnoxious, yes. But boring? T?
Stars Wayne Gretzky as the World’s Whitest White Guy™. Groundbreaking.
Even Vanilla Ice thought that was embarrasing.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:02 pm
Boring? Come on! Mr. T riding a bus with a bunch of gymnasts? You could make 20 episodes about that alone!
I don’t understand rap. I don’t like it. I can’t really tell good rap from bad rap. But by God, MC Hammer was one lousy rapper.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:18 pm
I’m not sure the Hammer Man theme even counts as rap. It’s more performance art of the type Andy Kaufman used to do, the objective of which is to see how deeply uncomfortable you can make your audience. By that standard, the man was a genius.
I want one of them there hockey pucks that turn into boomerangs.