Obama picks some other guy as his running mate
He overlooked the obvious choice and picked some other guy. Best of luck to them both, I guess, but now I’m stuck trying to fulfil all of the patronage appointment promises I made. Thanks a lot, Barry.
I’m still reluctantly endorsing the Obama/Other Guy ticket, for the usual reasons. Be warned, however: if the Other Guy is soft on the undead, my support can be withdrawn.
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