by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
I received an email today from a man who says he is a reporter. I do not believe him, he is probably a backbiter or some kind of spy for Corporations, so I will not answer him. This is part of my honesty but [...]
By Robert Farley:
Dear Dr. Farley,
Will they need political scientists in post-financial apocalypse America?
Tenured at Texas Tech
Dear Tenured at Texas Tech,
No. They don’t need political scientists now, and certainly won’t need them after the apocalypse. I suggest you find a new profession, such as trapper, tanner, mercenary, or apocalypse specialist.
Views you can use.
Warning: the following will get stuck in your head and make you want to claw through your temples to let Jesus out:
by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
Did you know that if you are the guardian of a pet companion that the Corporations are watching you with chips implanted in your pet companion? It is literally true, which no human in society should have to put on with. We all know [...]
I’m thinking hermit/survivalist, but I could be persuaded to shoot for something more glamorous, like hobo.
My only real requirements are flexible hours and limited contact with society.
I toyed briefly with the idea of becoming a cult leader, but in the end decided that getting it off the ground is too much work. Sure, the payoff [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan
Do you feel you have privacy on the Internet? Or when you go to the bathroom? What can we do to make privacy better for everyone? And the environment?
I have my privacy stolen 4 times at least. My candidatecy will make privacy, we need [...]
So I clicked on a link on Digg or Reddit or one of those sites, and this ad popped up on the bottom right corner of the browser window (mimicking an MSN alert):
Wow, it’s really tempting, um, Butt Swirl, but I think I’ll pass.
The great Edmontonian, Wes Borg: