I need a new career…
I’m thinking hermit/survivalist, but I could be persuaded to shoot for something more glamorous, like hobo.
My only real requirements are flexible hours and limited contact with society.
I toyed briefly with the idea of becoming a cult leader, but in the end decided that getting it off the ground is too much work. Sure, the payoff could be good, but what there’s so much paperwork and brainwashing involved that the dictatoral powers and limitless religious-themed orgies would take a long time to kick in. I’m lazy, but impatient.
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September 29th, 2008 at 5:34 am
My only real requirements are flexible hours and limited contact with society.
My job is yours. Say the word.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:02 am
Hmm…sounds like “assassin” might be right up your alley.
September 29th, 2008 at 11:07 am
Hmmm… both tempting, but assassin is just a little too… killy for my taste.
Come to think of it, so is Iggy’s job.
I wonder if Daniella A. Apple has any patronage positions in mind, should she sweep to power?