by Daniella A. Apple, Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan Everyone cares about the environment. But some people hate the environment and want us to bathe in toxins and steal our identities. My platform is against 2 things such like haters and also polluters. Also people with guns. And Stephen Harper. I am [...]
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem As I dozed comfortably in front of one of the dozen majestic fireplaces at the gentleman’s club, which I am not at liberty to describe in greater detail so as to not arouse the ire of the unprivileged rabble who are forbidden to darken its luxurious doorstep, I [...]
Damn hopes and dreams. I’m totally going to kick their asses. Also this: Adult children have a future when the Carp’s memories of the current stadium and a new stadium and has experience and the good times are limited. Japanese technology is so far ahead of ours that they have “adult children” now. Cripes.
Hang in there at least until Manitoba — best part of the song.
In order to deal with the US financial crisis. Like John McCain, I too have asked for Friday’s debate to be postponed so that I may devote my attention to averting global economic disaster. I’m sure the bank will also understand that I am clearly too busy to be bothered with mortgage payments. What, do [...]
BayStars fans, that’s who. They wouldn’t know a humorous, sexually-inappropriate novelty if it slapped them in the nuts, so to speak. Oh, and the Carp have reached the promised land of .500! Okay, so they’re still 12 games back, but they’re 20.5 games up on the mouth-breathing troglodyte BayStars.
by Lady Edwina Bryll, wife of the inventor of Brylcreem Well! My Lord Edmund may have had his little shock last week, but little did I know that I would suffer an even greater one today when it was announced that — I can barely write it — that darling boy Clay Aiken prefers the [...]
This is the ship at the Columbia Yacht Club in Chicago where my training is being held as we speak: View Larger Map It’s the Abegweit. The very same ferry that used to take travellers to and from Prince Edward Island. I have been on this boat before, years ago and thousands of kilometers away. [...]
Just had dinner at one of probably two dozen places that claim to be the home of the original Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. To hear Lord Edmund Bryll tell it, he actually invented that particular style of pizza, shortly before (or was it after?) he invented Brylcreem. I didn’t see any pictures of him in [...]