Election results

by Daniella A. Apple, former Green Party candidate for Deershit Hills-Landfill Gulch, Saskatchewan

So as I predicted the NEOCONS and the Corporations stole the election. “They” say that I only got 12 votes and the winner from the REFORM ALLIANCE NECONS got over 25,000. Funny. I must have spoke to a million people before the election and not one of them said they wouldn’t vote for me! This is what happens when they use electronic voting machines for writing out pencil marks on ballots. Don’t you believe the truth!

No surprise I asked for a recount and I was told that they only do that when the vote is close. Of course it is not close when you steal the vote? Where did the thief hide all of the ballots? I don’t know but I bet his name is Jorgenson or Thoresen or something like that, if you can follow my logic.

Okay so what next for me? I will never stop fighting THE MAN and keeping the Corporations from stealing our identities with their mind-control gasses. They know this and will always try to stop me, but I know karate of the mind! They want me to go quietly. Funny. I thought that was only for people who lose, not people who have elections stolen from them. And also the environment.

I will go back to work making crafts and selling pictures of them on the www for monthly subscriptions. I make crafts from recycled matresses I find at the landfill, so I am on the front lines of saving the environment. Also the Corporations don’t like this when I keep them from burying the matresses though I do not know why that is.

I will be back with a new way of protecting our thoughts and privacies before too long. Keep me in your private thoughts and do NOT let the Corporations take them from you via your pet animal companions!

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2 Responses to “Election results”

  1. sporkless Says:

    Hang in there, Daniella. We might get Proportional Representation some day, and you’ll have a good chance to represent us all.

  2. Ignatius F. Pig, Esq. Says:

    Um, I rather think Daniella Apple is a pretty good reason to avoid proportional representation.