by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway

Hello my exciting friends! It is I, Ingvar, from Norway! I am greeting you from San Francisco, American City of Man Love and disgusting rice dishes! It is beautiful here! I did not know they made XXXXXL t-shirts that say “Property of Alcatraz”! Amazing and beautiful!

So I came across the border into Montana in the middle of the night on Saturday! I hoped to see America’s famous “Minute Men” but they must be on vacation! I did see many empty cans of Coors Light!

After I find my way to somewhere in Montana that looks like the place where cowboys have exit relations in the movies I obtained a car to drive across the country! Montana is full of grumpy white people, like in Finland! All the darker people must be on vacation! With the “Minute Men”!

So San Francisco is much like in the movies! Car chases on steep streets and ricky-ticky streetcars and leathermen! Also I see the World Famous Bushman who tried to scare me! For money! I don’t understand America!

Alcatraz is not like Norwegian prisons! There were no saunas or hot tubs! Ghirardelli chocolate does not make me want to wash my mouth with bleach like other American chocolate! Maybe I will use the bleach instead on my eyes the next time I see a leatherman!

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