The local fishwrappers are apoplectic today over the Oilers’ 4-3 loss to the Red Wings last night. The team lacks heart, no competitive drive, too soft (and this comment coming after a loss to the butter-soft Wings), they’re “slow-learners”, etc. ad nauseum. And they’re not wrong, precisely. The first two periods were an abomination. I [...]
“As Todd is my witness, I thought turkeys wouldn’t die” (Reference here for the unenlightened)
Maybe as far back as Iggy’s joke about Fergie Olver and Crisco. The part that knocked me out starts at about 4:23 The 5 Greatest Background Performances in Viral Videos — powered by Cracked.com
by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Yes, well, hrm. Hmm… YES! Quite so! An altogether most erudite, not to say spot-on, um, yes, ey wot. Where was I? Right! Immigrants! Fucking fishmongering fuck fishers! I find myshelf agreeing with… um… in agreement with… someone of great intelligences… Right! Hrm, hmm, yes! Altogether spot on! [...]
Had a birthday today. Shut up. I’m definitely getting old, as demonstrated by writing blog posts about how old I’m getting. I also like to ramble in list form: Music these days. It’s not quite what I feared would happen — that I wouldn’t “get” it or I’d feel old because contemporary music trends offended [...]
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello again my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! Before I leave this lovely country and return to my beautiful home in Kongsvinger, I have decided I must not leave before I see the great United States of America with my own [...]
Every day on my way to work, I pass a little strip mall in a fairly busy part of town. The mall contains the following businesses, in order: A convenience store A payday loans place A sex toys shop Another payday loans place Another sex toys shop A porn shop A convenience/liquor store There’s a [...]
by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student from Kongsvinger, Norway Hello my Canadian and American friends! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway! I must tell you how wonderful it is to be here in the land of hockey! I am here now 18 months and now I know most of your secrets and also what it [...]
Daniella may want to bone up on her Norwegian profanity.