Via Cracked.com, I ran across an interesting article about a guy who threw away all his worldly possessions and wandered unprepared into the Alaska wilderness and starved to death. It’s worth checking out, but I can’t help but disagree with some the author’s assertions. He weaves together a compelling narrative, trying to tease out the [...]

Haven’t had a poll in a while.

“We decided it would only be worse if we went out and told the fans they were absolutely not allowed to throw dildos on the ice” — Stockholm AIK chief, Mats Hedenstrom (via the National Post)

Looks like I’m not getting that little Dell that I had my eyes on. Instead, they’ve ordered me one of these beauties: Jealous, much? I’m particularly stoked about the loose change compartment above the floppy drive. Actually, looks like I’ll be getting one of these. I can’t complain, except that the design clearly went through [...]

by Daniella A. Apple, private citizen and proprietor of Amazing Online Recycled Craft Subscribe Market Some of you may have been wondering what I have been up to since the election was stolen from me. Leave me alone, spies! It is none of your business! Anyway, since the election where the KKKonservatives and LIEbrals conspired [...]

You just know that Dubya’s reaction when he heard the news was, “A Reuters reporter? Booyah!”

Bwhahahahaha.

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem It would appear, to all but the most recalcitrant and altogether unserious observers, that I have run afoul of one of the multitudinous unwritten rules of marital circumstance, being as I am now, and for what I judge to be a few days henceforth, barred, not to say [...]

As I’ve aged, I’ve actually become much more mellow about grammar, spelling, pronunciation, and word usage. This is in part because I recognize (“reckanize”) that variance in language gives it flavour, and in part because I work with a large number of techies who can be ridiculously anal about things like code formatting but wouldn’t [...]