Been busy. Hope to post more soon, but in the meantime here’s a quick summary of current events ’round here:

• Lord Edmund Bryll has finally been allowed back into the bedroom. Or, as he put it in an excruciatingly long e-mail to me: “I find myself in the altogether pleasant, not to say triumphant, position of having retaken the boudoir wholly unlike the manner in which Major General the Earl of Cardigan failed to take the valley at Balaclava, which embarrasment we seldom let the oppportunity slip by to remind him at the Gentlemen’s club subsequently, and is completely, not to say altogether, differing in character from my victorious tilt with my darling, though admittedly very stubborn, spouse of many years, which passing of years has not failed to ravage her once mildly attractive countenance.” And so forth.
• Ingvar tells me he’s looking forward to doing some Christmas shopping. I shudder to think what he actually means, but expect to be spared no insulting detail soon.
• Daniella A. Apple is incommunicado because she’s on jury duty. That’s right: some fool court accepted that she is somebody’s “peer”. Presumably the case involves a rabid rodent of some sort.
• The Oilers are the suck. But they’re my the suck, so… GOILERS!
• Nothing interesting is happening on the Internet today.

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