Sean Avery suspended for being a douchebag
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008Hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha! Seriously, I didn’t know the NHL had a rule against being an outspoken asshole. They should call it the Avery rule from here on out.
Archive for December, 2008
A romantic discourse on my beloved but difficult, not to say crabby, spouse, in verse
Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem I wander’d through the richly appointed halls As if in some vibrant, not to say lucid, dream She’s frigid as a brass monkey’s balls Yet I hold her in most high esteem To my place of banishment I reluctantly go Handsomely decorated though it may be For my [...]
Hensley Meulens don’t like front wheel drive
Monday, December 1st, 2008This is Rob Schremp: He’s just been called up to the Oilers, but for a player who’s only had a cup of coffee in the NHL so far (3 games), he has more nicknames than just about anyone else I can think of: Robimus Prime, The Hockey Jesus, Popcorn (Schremp), (Schremp) Toast, Captain America, Captain [...]