I may have to watch the reruns now…

Via Gary Farber comes word of this masterpiece:

How do I know it’s a masterpiece? Listen to this synopsis:

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel with all-new scenes of bone-crunching zombie action. As our story opens, a mysterious plague has fallen upon the quiet English village of Meryton—and the [...]

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

It’s 2/3 through January 2009 and I’m still writing 2018 on my cheques. Also, my signature could be interpreted as spelling the word “VOID”.

Live long and be fabulous doing it:
The Edmonton Symphony Orchestra pops concert featuring Star Trek’s George Takei as narrator packed the house for a program that was — excuse the pun, but I can’t resist — out of this world.
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Takei, who played helmsman Mr. Sulu in Gene Roddenberry’s original TV series, beamed onstage before intermission. [...]

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media
Hello again so soon! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
I have obtained a spy satellite photograph of the inauguration! We Norwegians know a guy!

After scoring two goals in his first game back from a stint on the IR due to concussion, Ales Hemsky almost single-handedly beat the Blue Jackets tonight. I’ve seen him do it enough over the years that it shouldn’t surprise me anymore, but holy crap.

by Ingvar Jævel, foreign exchange student and correspondent for Krankor Media
Hello to you all my many friends! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
Today I am writing to you from America’s Oslo: Washington, D.C.! I do not know what the D.C. stands for, but it is probably something stupid!
I came to Washington to see [...]