Things have been slow ’round these here parts on account of the new year backlog at work, but I wanted to let everybody know about the toasty goodness that’s almost ready to be served. I’ll list them here in Sporkless-approved bullet form, so as not to incur his wrath any further. I heard that Sporkless stands naked in front of the mirror every morning and says, “Rickey is still the best.” Fucked if I know what he means.

• Inspired by those clowns who decided to send Joe the Plumber to Israel to “report” on the conflict there, I’ve been in touch with Ingvar and he has agreed to be our correspondent at Obama’s inauguration, representing Krankor Media. Assuming it all goes well — and you’d be a drooling moron to assume otherwise, I think –  he may end up being sent on assignment to more dangerous locales. Like Detroit.
• Lord Edmund Bryll sent me a text message the other day. Well, it was too long for a single SMS, so it was split up a bit: fucker cost me $800 in message surcharges from Telus. Anyway, the gist of it is that he’s putting the finishing touches on his scholarly exploration of the proposed bailout of the auto industry, from the point of view of what his old chum Henry Ford would have said about it (something anti-Semitic, is my guess).
• Iggy casts his critical eye upon Obama’s prospective cabinet nominees and finds them lacking, to which I ask rhetorically: short of filling the spots with former Nixon cronies, who on earth could a liberal President propose that Iggy wouldn’t find wanting? (Hint: nobody) In any case, I think it’s time I had a careful look at the nominees to evaluate their credentials vis a vis the only issue that matters: zombies.
• Daniella A. Apple’s side of the story.

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