So somebody took David Lee Roth’s vocal track from “Runnin’ With the Devil” and ran it through an experimental service that tries to automatically create a backing track. You have to hear it to believe it.

Things have been slow ’round these here parts on account of the new year backlog at work, but I wanted to let everybody know about the toasty goodness that’s almost ready to be served. I’ll list them here in Sporkless-approved bullet form, so as not to incur his wrath any further. I heard that Sporkless [...]

RIP, Ricardo.

MANAGER: Okay, here’s what my vision for the cover: Each of the guys in the band, wearing matching shirts with gigantic collars on a solid blue background. ART DIRECTOR: Sounds easy. We’ve got a blue tarp here we can use for the background. Should be simple enough. MANAGER: Yeah, but dig this: the cover will [...]

Rickey.

… the local unemployment rate, tied for lowest in the country. I’ll enjoy it while it lasts, which likely won’t be for long. (It does make me nostalgic for the days of 14%+ in the Maritimes, though)

January 8, 2009 The Deershit Hills Gazette by Gazette Staff A mistrial was declared today in the trial of an area man accused of stealing over $10,000 in electronics from the Larvae Oaks Wal-Mart in September. Raymund O’Toole, 27, of Landfill Gultch, is accused of breaking into the department store in the early hours of [...]

I still love this song, dated though it undoubtedly is: This one only gets a single Wahlberg, I think:

Ever wonder what Nash the Slash looks like without the bandages? Rating for the perplexed: 3/5 Mark Wahlbergs

by Daniella A. Apple, upstanding citizen, crank So I got called in for Jury Duty last month. I guess being a successful political candidate means that the justice systems recognize that I am trustworthy and judgemental, so of course I said yes even though it is corrupt and controlled by an international cabal of Corporations [...]