Not safe for work, or polite company… Star Trek Rap from Those Aren’t Muskets! on Vimeo.
Archive for February, 2009
Shit to goddamn.
By popular demand, I’m introducing a new feature that will make Krankor 27.43% more interactive and also bring us into compliance with DoD 5015.02-STD (our auditors tell us we need this to get ISO 9000 certification). So, in the comments below, I invite you to ask any question you like of any of the Krankor […]
(maybe some ointment would help).
Have I mentioned that I’m hoping Theo Peckham makes the Oilers roster full-time so I can get a Peckham jersey? One of his nicknames is “Wreck-um”.
by the Captain So there I was, surrounded. There had to be twenty of them, and by the looks of them, they had a bone to settle with me. Now I knew who had killed my jungle guides, one by one, in the night. Bastards. I sized up the odds, and it didn’t look good… […]
Don’t count him out! Also, back away slowly and don’t make eye contact! It’s been 18 years since Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd last pitched in the Major Leagues, but he figures he’s still got some gas left in that tank. The 49-year-old wants an MLB team to give him a look this spring, according to […]
Lowetide is my favourite hockey blog, by far. He writes in a style reminiscent of classic Bill James (of whom he’s an acknowledged fan), and his mix of opinion, analysis, prospect-tracking, and historical perspective is unparalleled. He also attracts some superb commenters and his game day threads are epic (300-400 comments, oftentimes). He’s also, like […]
This is completely safe for work. Really. Turn your speakers way up, especially if the boss is around!
Sporko brought up the mighty Hiroshima Toyo Carp in a comment below, which is my cue to post the first Carpdate of the year! The Carp don’t start playing until next month, which gives us extra time to stock up on official Carp fan goods! First up, God Himself weighs in: And on the seventh […]