Archive for February, 2009

Raise that ass like a turbolift

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Not safe for work, or polite company… Star Trek Rap from Those Aren’t Muskets! on Vimeo.

Fuck

Wednesday, February 25th, 2009

Shit to goddamn.

Ask the Krankor Krew!

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

By popular demand, I’m introducing a new feature that will make Krankor 27.43% more interactive and also bring us into compliance with DoD 5015.02-STD (our auditors tell us we need this to get ISO 9000 certification). So, in the comments below, I invite you to ask any question you like of any of the Krankor […]

The burning question

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

(maybe some ointment would help).

Claude Lemieux beaten up by youngster

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

Have I mentioned that I’m hoping Theo Peckham makes the Oilers roster full-time so I can get a Peckham jersey? One of his nicknames is “Wreck-um”.

They’ll think more than once the next time they think about tangling up with the Captain

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

by the Captain So there I was, surrounded. There had to be twenty of them, and by the looks of them, they had a bone to settle with me. Now I knew who had killed my jungle guides, one by one, in the night. Bastards. I sized up the odds, and it didn’t look good… […]

The ‘Can is back, bitches!

Tuesday, February 17th, 2009

Don’t count him out! Also, back away slowly and don’t make eye contact! It’s been 18 years since Dennis “Oil Can” Boyd last pitched in the Major Leagues, but he figures he’s still got some gas left in that tank. The 49-year-old wants an MLB team to give him a look this spring, according to […]

Props to my favourite hockey blogger

Monday, February 16th, 2009

Lowetide is my favourite hockey blog, by far. He writes in a style reminiscent of classic Bill James (of whom he’s an acknowledged fan), and his mix of opinion, analysis, prospect-tracking, and historical perspective is unparalleled. He also attracts some superb commenters and his game day threads are epic (300-400 comments, oftentimes). He’s also, like […]

Christian Bale meets Peter Griffin

Sunday, February 15th, 2009

This is completely safe for work. Really. Turn your speakers way up, especially if the boss is around!

Carpreligious!

Saturday, February 14th, 2009

Sporko brought up the mighty Hiroshima Toyo Carp in a comment below, which is my cue to post the first Carpdate of the year! The Carp don’t start playing until next month, which gives us extra time to stock up on official Carp fan goods! First up, God Himself weighs in: And on the seventh […]