Sporko brought up the mighty Hiroshima Toyo Carp in a comment below, which is my cue to post the first Carpdate of the year! The Carp don’t start playing until next month, which gives us extra time to stock up on official Carp fan goods!

First up, God Himself weighs in:

And on the seventh day, God cursed the BayStars with syphilis.

Next, take a guess what this is:

Yup. It’s a portable ashtray. A particularly kick-ass, Carp-worthy ashtray:

From the pop style that is impossible to imagine the performance, with high-quality outdoor items are being hit, ABITAX. outdoor ashtray. KASETA bring the name of the portable ashtray  is proud to guard the confidentiality of any tobacco ashes of ultrafine particles.

To cover part of the hidden characters SUMOKUMANSHIPPU high on the chest of the home fans smokers Carp!

Carp ashtrays make ultrafine particles bring shame upon their descendents.

I can’t decide whether these are clever or disturbing:

“Penis location indicator FAIL”

“The Japanese Shocker”

“The Cradle of Love”

.: Tags: baseball, carp :.

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