Ask the Krankor Krew!
By popular demand, I’m introducing a new feature that will make Krankor 27.43% more interactive and also bring us into compliance with DoD 5015.02-STD (our auditors tell us we need this to get ISO 9000 certification).
So, in the comments below, I invite you to ask any question you like of any of the Krankor stable of unstable personalities. No topic is off limits, though I strongly suggest you don’t get into Daniella’s sex life.
Our panel consists of:
- Krankor, your gracious host
- Lord Edmund Bryll
- Daniella A. Apple
- Lady Edwina Bryll
- Ingvar Jævel
- Ales Hemsky
- The Captain
Ask away. No question will go unanswered.
.: Tags: captain, daniella a. apple, hemsky, ingvar, ISO 900!ELEVENTY, krankor, lady edwina bryll, lord edmund bryll :.
February 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 am
So where is Ingvar off to next?
February 23rd, 2009 at 11:13 am
Ingvar, Katie?
My question is for Daniella: what is your side of the story regarding the whole jury thing? We can’t trust the newspapers, you know.
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Hello again Katie! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
I can not tell you where I will be assigned next! I will give you a hint that I am practising my Chinese though!
That’s right! I’m going to Vancouver! Hah hah!
Really though I am thinking to go someplace different for a change like maybe Cuba! I will need to find a ’57 Oldsmobile to make into a raft so I can go!
February 23rd, 2009 at 2:56 pm
My question is for Daniella: what is your side of the story regarding the whole jury thing? We can’t trust the newspapers, you know.
Who told you we can’t trust the newspapers? That sounds paranoid. That’s exactly what they want you to believe! That way we become suspicious and can’t trust each other any more just like that old horror movie. Tootsie I think it was.
Anyway you should never listen to the papers because they are full of corporatist lies. Also, the Deershit-Hills Gazette rips too easily to make clothing from. The National Post is better except Conrad Black tries to put chemicals into your blood through the ink so you need to be careful!
All you need to know about the trial is that it ended like all these things do when I made an erotic sculpture out of chewing gum and tried to give it to Cory Haim through his lawyer. I think he was impressed and wanted to have sex with me but the judge was a prude and didn’t appreciate my artistic vision. Plus I called him a Nazi goat-rapist.
Also they never paid me my $20 a day so I am going to sue them. They said I had forfeited or something when I committed “gross misconduct”. Funny. I thought raping goats was misconduct that is really gross!
February 23rd, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Krankor: Who would win in a fight: Hemsky or Shatner?
Ingvar: Are Norwegian car companies also getting bailout money?
Daniella: I prefer that all of my recyclables end up in a landfill, so that the government can’t use them to transmit propaganda radio broadcasts into my dental fillings. Do you have any problem with that?
Lord Edmund Bryll: Who’s going to win the World Curling Championships this year?
February 23rd, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Hemsky’s a tough bugger, but he doesn’t fight. Steve MacIntyre would come in and put Shatner in a coma. Sorry, Bill
February 24th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Norwegians don’t make many cars but Swedes do! It is the only thing Swedes are good at except for sodomizing reindeer! They win championships!
There is one Norwegian car company that makes electric cars for Al Gore! Also there once was a Norwegian company that made a car called Troll but they went out of business a long time ago because nobody wanted a car made of herring!
February 24th, 2009 at 10:09 am
Lord Edmund Bryll: Who’s going to win the World Curling Championships this year?
Right, yes, hmm. You see, my good man, there has been much spirited debate, not to say trash talking, on this particular topic, wherein the merits of the various contenders for the title are considered and discussed, and upon which I have come to certain conclusions, the successful auguring of which will result in the transfer of significant, not to say shitloads, of bank notes into the possession of yours truly, owing to the substantial wager I have entered into with some of my peers as regards this particular sporting event. Yes, of course, right.
February 24th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Daniella: I prefer that all of my recyclables end up in a landfill, so that the government can’t use them to transmit propaganda radio broadcasts into my dental fillings. Do you have any problem with that?
STOP STEALING MY IDEAS YOU PERVERT!