by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Shortly after the yuletide season, which one may rest assured passed in luxurious splendour and with generous helpings of good cheer, not to say rum, I was moved to pen an important and altogether timely treatise on the so-called crisis that is gripping the woefully unprepared economies of [...]
by Daniella A. Apple, sports commentator So I have been protesting out in front of the Walmart because it is the most evil Corporation the planet has ever seen. People tell me I am exaggerating but I will prove them wrong with my protest signs comparing Walmart to Hitler. I think I am convincing lots [...]
In an otherwise boring, run of the mill story about Roberto Alomar allegedly having AIDS due to being raped by a couple of Mexicans and getting sued by his ex-girlfriend for putting her at risk, this is the paragraph that I found most interesting: A career .300 hitter with 10 Gold Gloves, Alomar broke in [...]
Ever been proven right long after you’ve lost the opportunity to gloat about it? Happens to me all the time. And as you can tell by my dark, bitter personality, it burns me up inside. When I was about 10 years old, a classmate made a $20 bet with me that in ten years he [...]
John is looking to sell a half-pound of roofies. Any takers? Jane is trying to figure out who gave her the clap last Saturday. Dave is thinking he should really ask for more lube next time. Ron misses the days when Facebook was whites-only. Ed is masturbating to your profile picture.
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