Everybody loves outtakes, right? No? Screw you.
Anyway, I was just doing some housecleaning on this here bloglike device, and noticed dozens of abortive posts. Many of them exist solely as enigmatic titles, and whose prospective contents I no longer remember. Here are some of the more promising sounding ones:

The Krankor Level of Excellence: The Reachatariat
Bashing [...]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

While we wait for Ingvar to get off his lazy Norwegian äss and post the next Scientology-baiting entry, a little palate cleanser:
The Time Traveler from Those Aren't Muskets! on Vimeo.

by Ingvar Jævel
Hello to you all once again! It is I, Ingvar! From Norway!
Perhaps you are wondering where I have been since my last posting! According to my handlers I should tell you it is none of your business! But I am not like that! I tell you to fuck yourself, too! Hah!
Actually I have [...]

The micro-blogging format was practically designed with him in mind…
If you ever get a friend invite from him on Facebook, my advice is to just ignore him.

by the Captain
So there I was, about to bed Mullah Omar’s most beautiful mistress. Wait, you think Mullah Omar didn’t have mistresses? Oh yes, my friend, seems like I’ve just educated you. But hey! You learn something new every now and then, right? And Mullah Omar’s mistress was about to learn the erotic possibilities of [...]

Finally, somebody who gets it.

glove tap: Super-Igster and Wonder-Katie