Sparkly pork-loving SOB.

I see the mighty Carp are toying with the rest of the league again, slyly lulling the other teams into a false sense of security with a deceptive .439 winning percentage. Still handily outpacing the fucking BayStars, naturally.
As usual, the official Carp website is largely impenetrable, even translated. However, it appears that they have begun [...]

If you misspell Sporkless as Sporkles, it takes on a whole new meaning. It’s like a spork that sparkles.

Alright, you ungrateful bastards. Don’t say I never did anything to enhance your appreciation for other, more insane cultures.

An article appeared in the Edmonton Journal today wherein a reporter recounts how he was swarmed by some ne’erdowells. The Fark headline is dead-on:
When does a typical mugging require a 1200 word newspaper article? When the victim is a newspaper reporter, of course
But the third comment by “Speedofdarkness” is priceless:
Edmonton must be getting soft, they [...]

Another very, very intense song. It takes a while to get started, but boy is it worth it.
And while I’m at it, here’s another little slice of fried gold:

Try not to be overwhelmed by the intensity.

It’s -4° here this morning. Now don’t be a hata — not everyone can live in a place as awesome as this.
Silver lining: no mosquitos! Eat cold death, you little blood-sucking bastards!