Archive for May, 2009


Saturday, May 30th, 2009


Sporkles made me post this

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Sparkly pork-loving SOB. [youtube][/youtube]


Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

I see the mighty Carp are toying with the rest of the league again, slyly lulling the other teams into a false sense of security with a deceptive .439 winning percentage. Still handily outpacing the fucking BayStars, naturally. As usual, the official Carp website is largely impenetrable, even translated. However, it appears that they have […]

Deep thought of the day

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

If you misspell Sporkless as Sporkles, it takes on a whole new meaning. It’s like a spork that sparkles.

Oh, you are in for a treat

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Alright, you ungrateful bastards. Don’t say I never did anything to enhance your appreciation for other, more insane cultures. [youtube][/youtube]

Well duh.

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

When the comment is better than the story

Friday, May 15th, 2009

An article appeared in the Edmonton Journal today wherein a reporter recounts how he was swarmed by some ne’erdowells. The Fark headline is dead-on: When does a typical mugging require a 1200 word newspaper article? When the victim is a newspaper reporter, of course But the third comment by “Speedofdarkness” is priceless: Edmonton must be […]

One more for the Igster told me so

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Another very, very intense song. It takes a while to get started, but boy is it worth it. [youtube][/youtube] And while I’m at it, here’s another little slice of fried gold: [youtube][/youtube]

Iggy demands more of that patented Gormley Power Stance

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Try not to be overwhelmed by the intensity. [youtube][/youtube]


Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

It’s -4° here this morning. Now don’t be a hata — not everyone can live in a place as awesome as this. Silver lining: no mosquitos! Eat cold death, you little blood-sucking bastards!