Archive for May, 2009


Saturday, May 30th, 2009

Sporkles made me post this

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Sparkly pork-loving SOB.


Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

I see the mighty Carp are toying with the rest of the league again, slyly lulling the other teams into a false sense of security with a deceptive .439 winning percentage. Still handily outpacing the fucking BayStars, naturally. As usual, the official Carp website is largely impenetrable, even translated. However, it appears that they have […]

Deep thought of the day

Tuesday, May 26th, 2009

If you misspell Sporkless as Sporkles, it takes on a whole new meaning. It’s like a spork that sparkles.

Oh, you are in for a treat

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

Alright, you ungrateful bastards. Don’t say I never did anything to enhance your appreciation for other, more insane cultures.

Well duh.

Sunday, May 17th, 2009

When the comment is better than the story

Friday, May 15th, 2009

An article appeared in the Edmonton Journal today wherein a reporter recounts how he was swarmed by some ne’erdowells. The Fark headline is dead-on: When does a typical mugging require a 1200 word newspaper article? When the victim is a newspaper reporter, of course But the third comment by “Speedofdarkness” is priceless: Edmonton must be […]

One more for the Igster told me so

Thursday, May 14th, 2009

Another very, very intense song. It takes a while to get started, but boy is it worth it. And while I’m at it, here’s another little slice of fried gold:

Iggy demands more of that patented Gormley Power Stance

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

Try not to be overwhelmed by the intensity.


Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

It’s -4° here this morning. Now don’t be a hata — not everyone can live in a place as awesome as this. Silver lining: no mosquitos! Eat cold death, you little blood-sucking bastards!