by Daniella A. Apple, Christioventalismist

I bet a lot of you think that the world environment on Earth is just fine and we don’t have to worry about anything because there is no pollution or chemicals in our lettuce. Wrong! That’s what they want you to believe. They also want you to believe that showering is necessary or that I shouldn’t carry my cat’s poopies in my purse, but I can see through them, just like the Invisible Man can see through everyone.

I read a little while ago that Al Gore was given a Nobel Peace Prize in Chemistry for making a movie about the environment, but I don’t remember Al Gore coming to any of the environmentalist meet ups in northern Saskatchewan, so colour me skeptical about him. He also is supposed to have invented the Internet. Funny. We all know Jesus created the Internet! But of course the real story isn’t Al Gore trying to steal Jesus’s thunder, but it’s really about who gives out the Nobel Chemistry Peace Prizes: the Norwegians!

Sure, they say that the Norwegians are not responsible for destructing most of the world environment and they are only giving out prizes to people who want to keep destruction from happening. Funny. These are the same people who tell me to stop carrying cat shit. Can we really trust them? I know what my answer is.

We all know that Norwegians only want one thing, and that is to convert us all into being Norwegians and not Christians, and also to ruin the environment to make more money for the Corporations, and also to keep chiropractors from saving us from lower back pain. It is too late for Al Gore. They already converted him and now he tries to tell us he and Tipper were the inspiration for Love Story and not Jesus and Tipper. He is also very boring.

Don’t let the Norwegians fool you! They don’t want what’s right for the Earth environment, but only evil and forced showers for everyone.

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