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You can’t fool all of the people all of the time unless they are Scientologists!

by Ingvar Jævel, “Lead Singer”

Hello to you! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway!

I am still writing down the story of my adventures but it will be coming soon! For now I will share with you the album cover that I got someone to Photoshop for me! We Norwegians know a guy!

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Even after I show them this, they still ask me to perform at the special event for Tom Cruise or some other famous retard!

I will share more with you all soon on what happened next and why PETA is also no longer happy with me!

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3 Responses to “You can’t fool all of the people all of the time unless they are Scientologists!”

  1. Katie Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 5:00 am

    You’ve pissed off PETA too? Awesome! A double whammy.

  2. Ignatius Pig, Esq. Says:
    June 22nd, 2009 at 6:08 am

    Awesome album cover, Ingvar! You jackass.

  3. sporkless Says:
    June 23rd, 2009 at 1:21 pm

    I don’t think it meshes well with those Eastern European pop album covers of the ’70s, but it does have a certain panache.