Archive for December, 2009

New Year’s Resolution

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

Inspired by Reg and Eddie, I have decided to attempt to grow sideburns for the first time. Over the years I’ve had a mustache, and up until November I had a Van Dyke for close to 5 years, but sideburns have always eluded me due to a bit of a bare patch between my hairline […]

Why yes, I am fairly awesome

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2009

by Reginald Phlegmingham, Duke of Crapping-Upon-Bryllshire As you can see by my laid back posture, I’m pretty much the man. You don’t get to have sweet-ass jowl-fur like this without practically oozing manly testosterone. Go ask my main dude Chuck Tupper — he knows what I’m talkin’ about. So maybe I was a little harsh […]

Brylcreem is made of elephant procreative emissions and other facts you should know

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

by Reginald Phlegmingham, Duke of Crapping-Upon-Bryllshire Why hello there, and an especial hello to all of the ladies out there. How you doin’? Do you know the secret ingredient to Brylcreem? Well I do. I have to whole damn recipe, right here. Lord Eddie Shittinghimselfinfear doesn’t want you to know this, but what the fuck. […]

A Publick Challenge to my esteemed Rivale and erstwhile Friend, Lord Edmund Bryll

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

by Reginald Phlegmingham, Duke of Crapping-Upon-Bryllshire You think you and your weak-ass wispy sideburns can go against me and my luxurious facial foliage? Fuck that. .. . . . . . .

I love Prince Phillip

Tuesday, December 15th, 2009

In my mind, the royals exist for only one purpose these days: inadvertent comedy: Prince Philip mocked an Army cadet blinded in an IRA attack by poking fun at his dress sense. As the Queen asked 15-year-old Stephen Menary how much he could see Philip said: “Not a lot, judging by that tie.” Stephen was wearing […]

Secrets man was not meant to know! From Norway!

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

by Ingvar Jævel Hello again to you all! Once again it is I, Ingvar! From Norway! All of the Internet, even the asshole and pansy parts, is very excited about this thing that happened in the sky above my beloved homeland, Norway! [youtube][/youtube] Many people are asking what it was! Do not ask! When we […]