Bullshit. One look at that elegant, swanlike neck of his should have been enough to dispel those scurrilous rumours once and for all.

Also, Pete Rose was innocent as the driven snow. The pure, white, betting on baseball and tax-avosion driven snow.

p.s., the last couple of times I mentioned McGwire’s tendency to stuff needles into his butt, somebody in the comments took me to task for not adhering to the principle of “innocent until proven guilty”. I trust that I am now free to mock. Which is good, ‘cuz I’m not great with principles.

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