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January 19th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Dear Rex:
I believe you used to use a lot of steroids. Shame on you.
Yankees rule forever.
Your pal,
A-Rod
January 19th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Rex, let’s talk Hall Of Fame voting.
All of the pundits this year were especially upset that Roberto Alomar was a few votes short from being elected in his first year of eligibility. As usual, many such pundits used this opportunity to make a big fooforah about the voting system and how flawed it is, and that anyone that didn’t vote for Alomar should be shot and pissed on (or have their vote revoked, something like that, I don’t remember)…
But never mind that. The writers that should have their vote revoked are NOT the ones that didn’t vote for Alomar. The writers that should be ousted are the ones that voted for the likes of Ellis Burks, Eric Karros, David Segui, etc.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_Hall_of_Fame_balloting,_2010
But YOU, Rex, you were unfairly excluded from the HOF vote in your first year of eligibility! No one was even allowed to vote for you!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_Hall_of_Fame_balloting,_2004
That’s just wrong. So let’s replace the current system with a more fair system of letting Krankor, Ig, and myself exclusively determine who goes in the HOF. And while we’re at it, we should be allowed to expel those duffers such as Stan Musial and Christy Mathewson who clearly don’t deserve to share space with guys like Don Money and Nelson Liriano.
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:42 am
If I could get my eyes open and get my tree trunk legs to move, I’m pretty sure I could beat you in a running race, Rex.
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:48 am
Hey hey hey calm down there you two. If I’m going to be hosting this thread, I’m going to HOST IT! Yeah! High five, brother! Ooh, sorry Mark. Didn’t realize you’d tear a rotator just from raising your arm up six inches.
January 25th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Ouch. You little shit, wait’ll I come out of this body cramp, and get my mutant sized hands on you…
February 5th, 2010 at 10:05 am
None of you guys are anywhere near as strong as I am.
February 8th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
You still da man, Rex.
February 10th, 2010 at 6:59 am
Mark, can we talk?
February 16th, 2010 at 8:28 am
Rex, dude, I’ll make some calls. We’ll run the count up here somehow.
February 16th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
I’d bet against that. I mean, I’d bet ON that. Only would be ON it. Right. [cough]
February 16th, 2010 at 9:36 pm
Mr. Rose, it is an honor to have you here. May I humbly ask for a picture of me high-fiving you?
February 16th, 2010 at 9:37 pm
Sure thing, Rex. That’ll be $50, but I’ll even sign it for $100.
February 16th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
Right on, brother. Let’s DO THIS THING!
February 17th, 2010 at 9:10 am
Ouch. You batshit crazy fool.
February 19th, 2010 at 12:52 pm
Notice how we are stealthily climbing our comment count, to the point that we can project exactly when we are going to pass Reginald’s comment count.
And on the day, you know what THIS GUY is going to do…
February 22nd, 2010 at 8:26 am
The stealth approach is best, Rex.
February 22nd, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Herm Winningham and me once hosted an open thread when Mitch Webster and Hubie Brooks couldn’t make it ‘cuz they got beat up by those hookers in Reno. Good times.
February 22nd, 2010 at 6:50 pm
That Otis Nixon is one ugly mofo.
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:46 am
That idiot Walt Hrniak has screwed up more good hitters than any coach in the history of Major League Baseball.
February 23rd, 2010 at 7:51 am
Ain’t that the truth, Ralph. I could have had a Hall of Fame career if it wasn’t for that bastard. HRINIAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!
February 24th, 2010 at 7:54 am
Zane Smith? Junior Noboa?? Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
February 25th, 2010 at 8:37 am
I wish I could have stayed around longer to be teammates with Zane.
February 26th, 2010 at 8:44 am
Told ya I’d come through for ol’ Rex.
February 28th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
[...] it right on the home page! YEAH! And responding to each point! LET’S DO THIS! sporkless Says: January 19th, 2010 at 7:15 pm [...]
March 1st, 2010 at 8:13 am
Dadgummit, I hate those weird linky-linky comments with unintelligible excerpts that make no dang sense. Almost as much as I hate dentists chairs.
March 1st, 2010 at 11:45 am
Passed Reg we have. Five high, Rex!
March 2nd, 2010 at 10:02 am
Here’s a little 9th inning insurance for ya, Rex.
March 3rd, 2010 at 9:13 am
Nothing succeeds like success, Rex.
March 5th, 2010 at 11:07 am
I was part of the Expos’ totally useless bench back in ‘81, Rex. You probably heard of me, though. I was the awesome one. Such as yourself.
Yours obsequiously,
R.
March 8th, 2010 at 8:55 am
I’ll paint any car any color for $99.95.