Archive for February, 2010

Flex Studler responds to your comments! Right on!

Sunday, February 28th, 2010

I don’t want to say anything bad about Krankor, since he’s given me a place to share my deepest thoughts — it’s almost as if I can reach out and high five every one of you! — but it seems like Krankor’s comment system is as loopy as Oil Can Boyd after a night huffing […]

Lord Edmund Bryll motivational poster

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

Inspiring. Click to enlarge.

Canada Curb-Stomps Russia!

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

Reggie would approve.

Reginald Phlegmingham Motivational Poster

Tuesday, February 23rd, 2010

Because who wouldn’t be motivated by this?

We’re through the looking glass here, people

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

Did you know that the president of Toyota is named Toyoda? Whoa.

Lord Edmund Bryll and the Amazing Technicolor Shit-Moat

Saturday, February 20th, 2010

by Reginald Phlegmingham, Duke of Crapping-Upon-Bryllshire ‘Sup, bitches? I guess Lord Eddie has finally crawled out from under his rock long enough to take offense at the righteous smackdown I laid on his liver-spotted ass. Well witness the quickness as I dish this, and lay down a dis track with lyrics so fresh they be […]

Olympics? More like Corporatiolympics!

Tuesday, February 16th, 2010

by Daniella A. Apple, Concerned Citizen of Humanity On Friday I watched the opening ceremonies of the Olympic “Games” in British Empire Columbia. Normally I don’t watch things like this because the Highway 274 overpass doesn’t get good TV reception or electricity. But on Friday I was at the Denny’s on Fertilizer Runoff Lane and […]

My fury allows no comparisons, save those of a most hyperbolic, not to say extreme, nature

Saturday, February 13th, 2010

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem Owing to my recent travels, during which the lovely, though lamentably rather old, Lady Edwina and I excursed through may exotic lands of delicate beauty and colourful locals of a distinctly destitute disposition, which disposition I am happy to inform you was not one iota ameliorated by any largess on behalf of […]

Thoughts on my experiences with the profligate, not to say fishmongering, wastrels of the reindeer infested nations of Scandanavia

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

by Lord Edmund Bryll, inventor of Brylcreem The sudden appearance on this very Internet site of news and commentary, not to say erudition, of one Ingvar Jævel, a foreign national of Norwegian origins, or so he would lead us to believe, provides me with the welcome opportunity to hold forth on a subject of grave […]

Open Thread, hosted by Reginald Phlegmingham

Friday, February 5th, 2010

Seems old Rex down there is shitting the bed when it comes to hosting an Open Thread. Shouldn’t surprise anyone, really. When Pascual Perez thinks your shit is messed up, your shit is really messed up. In my day ballplayers knew the value of a well groomed copse of jawline mane. They also beaned each other […]