Open Thread, hosted by Reginald Phlegmingham
Seems old Rex down there is shitting the bed when it comes to hosting an Open Thread. Shouldn’t surprise anyone, really. When Pascual Perez thinks your shit is messed up, your shit is really messed up.
In my day ballplayers knew the value of a well groomed copse of jawline mane. They also beaned each other like it was their primary means of non-verbal communication. In other words, real men. The most common injury was from tripping over their own enormous nut sacks.
Nowadays ballplayers are peach-fuzz wearing pussies who don’t understand anything that doesn’t give them a reacharound, you dig?
Aw, I shouldn’t be too hard on ol’ Sexy Rexy, I guess. At least he doesn’t smear Bryllcrap in his hair. I don’t think he does, anyway.
Oh, fun fact for you? Otis Nixon’s face? He thought Brylcreem was a facial scrub. That’s all I’m sayin’.
February 5th, 2010 at 10:08 am
Doesn’t the profanity on the knob of my bat count for anything, Reg?
February 6th, 2010 at 12:38 am
You’re lucky we’re not face to face, old man. Otherwise I’d high-five you so hard, you’d need reconstructive surgery to just catch me on the rebound. Don’t even think about down low or on the side, crazy old coot. You don’t have it in you.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:41 am
It’s great to be straight! Yeah!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:42 am
Wait, what?
February 6th, 2010 at 12:43 am
That Otis Nixon is one ugly mofo!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:44 am
I am 87 years old.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:45 am
The fuck was that?
February 6th, 2010 at 12:46 am
The fuck is this?
February 6th, 2010 at 12:47 am
Nd vwls! Pls hlp!
February 6th, 2010 at 12:48 am
A man, a plan, a canal. Toby Harrah.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:48 am
Anybody here call for a tow-truck? Anyone?
February 6th, 2010 at 12:54 am
Dear Lord, thank You for these gifts, and for the stage You have given me to spread Your divine word.
February 6th, 2010 at 12:54 am
lol. wut?
February 8th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
I’d feel a lot better about the whole business if I were still breathing.
February 9th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
The most common injury was from tripping over their own enormous nut sacks.
Kind of reminds me of the old e-mail header, “Someone get me a wheelbarrow for my balls.”
February 9th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Keep that miserable nutjob Rex away from me.
February 9th, 2010 at 8:17 pm
Aw, Spanky, don’t be like that! I apologized for the leg, remember? I even intentionally avoided boning your wife while you were in the hospital… out of respect for you, understand?
February 9th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Freemasons? More like Corporationmasons!
February 10th, 2010 at 6:59 am
Anyone seen Bigfoot around here?
February 12th, 2010 at 7:24 am
20 comments and counting. Suck back on that, Rexy!
February 12th, 2010 at 7:30 am
Listen brother, I’m gonna find out where you live, and I’m going to come over there and high-five you black and blue.
February 12th, 2010 at 7:32 am
They murdered Noam Chomsky for speaking truth to power you know. Now the Corporations have replaced him with a robot. They expect us to believe the robot because he looks like Noam. Funny. I have a cat who looks like Noam and I don’t believe it.
February 18th, 2010 at 6:09 am
Rex, I think Reg is right. Your shit is messed up.
February 28th, 2010 at 3:52 pm
That Zane Smith is one ugly mofo.
March 1st, 2010 at 8:10 am
That Drew Hall guy is the ugly and out of proportion one.